Friday, March 8, 2013

The following is from DaddyBearsden.com

The Four Rules of Coffee

  1. All coffee is always scalding hot.
    • Burned cream tastes funny
  2. Never let your coffee touch any surface you don’t want stained.
    • There’s a reason I wear so much brown and tan clothing.
  3. Keep your hands off of the coffee cup until you are ready to pick it up.
    • Gravity is not your friend.
  4. Always be sure that the coffee you are pouring is the coffee you want to drink.
    • You never know when it’s hazelnut or a ‘light’ roast.
Bonus rule:
5. Never try to catch a falling coffee cup.
  • There’s a reason I know this one.

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